DAISY OF LOVE'S CAGE, OWNS AT LEAST ONE DECENT TEE-SHIRT DESPITE DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF DOUCHEBAGGERY

All fans of lowest common denominator T.V will be familiar with the bottom-trawling reality "stars" of US & A's "Daisy of Love" show...
If you were watching last Tuesday you woulda seen 'Cage', the softly spoken tattooed goon get drunk, burn himself, then embark on a futile and flailing attempt to beat down some other ass-clown contestant - ending only in big weepy tears, a busted face, bruised ego and destroyed tuff dude reputation...

Well we here at Illicit just want to let you know that it had nothing to do with his FanTastic tee shirt - our very own Martyfuck's classic 'Born to Lose'! Cage - great taste in tees, but a massive pansy when it comes to the old biffo...come to NZ and the ETK boys will be happy to help you out fulla!

In the hood!

Holy shit! A new restaurant opened up on K road, and it's not a kebab shop! Hallelujah! Man, we've been eagerly waiting for Sal's to open up on K road ever since we heard the news, 3-4 months back. Welcome to K road guys!



Another recent development on K road is the Ironbank building, this thing is MASSIVE and has won a whole bunch of fancy architecture awards that we don't really know anything about, all we know is it looks like some shit straight out of Star Wars landed right in the middle of K road, what a bunch of flash guys...



And last but not least, we regret to inform you of the demise of the legendary VEGAS GIRLS strip club! A local insTITution for boobie-connoisseurs Auckland-wide, the Vegas building has recently gone on the market, so if any of you fancy investor types are reading this, buy that shit & live the dream!!!

Summer Stock Preview!

Check it out! Here's a sneak preview of our upcoming Summer stock, including some goodies put together by our buddies at Cinderblock in the states!

COMPETITION WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

Young Sid leaves for New York City!

Our boy Young Sid dropped in today on his way to the airport. He's about to get on a plane bound for the big apple, where he's got a month's worth of hustling to do, label meetings and making contacts in the birthplace of hip-hop itself!

Remember the little people Sid!